What are the worst Toronto pickup lines?

When searching for the creepiest pickup lines in Toronto, we stopped short of hitting up local sleazebags-of-note who will remain nameless. Still, between our team and our Twitter followers, we were able to amass a cringe-worthy collection of the not good, the very bad, and the hideously ugly.

While some consider the TTC fair game for hitting on strangers, it's amazing just how many opportunities there are to miss-use public transit in pursuit of affection. Then, there's Drake. There's always Drake.

Here are the worst pickup lines in Toronto, ever.

• "My place has beg bugs, can I crash here tonight?" (Your place)

• "If you like taking the rocket to work you'd love taking mine to bed." (8:55am on the southbound Bloor platform)

• "Hi. You retweeted me once." (Press Club - RIP)

• "Are you the girl from that Drake song?" (Dundas & Gladstone)

• 1. "Do you know if Honest Ed's has condoms?" 2. "Do you know if Honest Ed's is open?" 3. "Want to come to Honest Ed's?"(Annex house party)

• "Is your name Christie? Cause I'd love to play ball in your pit." (near Sushi on Bloor)

• "My press releases keep getting bounced back. Thought we could do the same" (Drake Sky Yard)

• "In the same amount of time, I can get more shots on net than the Leafs." (Who cares, so tragic)

@blogTO Can I call you Front Street? Because I'd like to work on you forever #cringeTO

— That's What Zee Said (@HungoverFromFun) March 25, 2015

@blogTO *drives by with Drake playing REAL LOUD*
*prolonged stare*
#cringeTO

— Alex Fleck (@discrepant) March 25, 2015

@blogTO "I'm more reliable and come faster than the TTC, Babe."

— Stephanie Borin (@stephborin) March 14, 2015

@blogTO do you work at Hydro One? because when you walked in all the lights went out

— j±s (@jhomarsumajit) March 25, 2015

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— ∞ (@badinfinite) March 25, 2015

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— Ohhh Lizzy (@GucciWithaT) March 25, 2015

@blogTO I got a long branch.

— photoBlair (@photoblair) March 14, 2015

@blogTO Wanna see how long it takes us to get from Coxwell to Cummer? #pickupTOno

— ℳatt English (@matttomic) March 14, 2015

"You know the eighth panel of page six of book three of Scott Pilgrim? That's me. 😙" @blogTO #cringeTO

— Robbert (@kmkzfrfly) March 25, 2015

@blogTO hey girl, are you the Rogers Centre? Because I'd like you to open up to me #cringeTO

— That's What Zee Said (@HungoverFromFun) March 25, 2015

@blogTO Hey girl, are you an eastbound bloor train at 5pm? Because even though it may be impossible, I'd like to be in you ❤ #cringeTO

— That's What Zee Said (@HungoverFromFun) March 25, 2015

@blogTO hey girl, are you the ROM? Because every angle is your good side! #cringeTO

— That's What Zee Said (@HungoverFromFun) March 25, 2015

@blogTO You should be an exhibit at the AGO because you're a piece of Art

— MUSE (@babyymuse) March 25, 2015

@blogTO "I'm a hockey player." And "I know a guy who used to play for the Leafs."

— Samus Aran (@brokenerdgirl) March 14, 2015

@blogTO Baby I'll make you my YorkU subway extension... you'll still be coming after all these years.

— UBER NF Driver (@Uber_NF_Driver) March 25, 2015

@blogTO you like drake? Ye that's my boy! #pickupTOno

— •Tαммi• (@sodeevyne) March 14, 2015

Then, there's this - so bad it's almost good, but then... just bad.

@blogTO "hey baby are you a tower, cause I want to be cn you naked in my room." #cringeTO

— Ben Morris (@bedwinmorris) March 25, 2015

And finally... no words.

How to pick up girls at the club!!!😂😂😂 #pickupTOno #funny #bestvines #Laugh4Life #laughoutloud #LAUGH #clubfriday https://t.co/QwJzUWE54h

— Mohammed Ahmed (@MohammedRA22) March 19, 2015

What's the worst Drake-themed pickup line you've heard thus far? Let us know in the comments.

Lead photo by Atilla Soylu via the blogTO flickr pool.

by Aubrey Jax via blogTO