The Toronto tunnel is now on Twitter

While the 14 or so Rob Ford parody accounts you follow have turned into silent, moody testaments to weathered times of civic strife, 2015 is looking promising for Weird Toronto on social media: the YorkU tunnel is finally on Twitter.

‪@Torontotunnel‬ has a deep sense of humor (and, I assume, an echoing laugh) and is already taking on everything from the Raptors to the Keystone Pipeline to Chris Brown. With a mayor as dry as Tory, the hole for good parody accounts in the city of late is a massive one, but it looks like someone clever enough has burrowed down to the occasion to fill it.

Chris Brown was denied entry into Canada today. Wish I could help him out. #torontotunnel

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 24, 2015

Ok, here's a clue as to who built me #torontotunnel http://ift.tt/1BTOKdH

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 24, 2015

People of #YorkU parking is pretty darn expensive, was just trying to offer up free underground tunnel parking #toronto #tunnelgate

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 24, 2015

Can the @Raptors dig themselves out of this one? #torontotunnel

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 25, 2015

I see a lot of Simpsons referenced. Let me join the action #torontotunnel #tunnelgate #YorkUtunnel https://t.co/x4gUvKg8mU

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 24, 2015

#Humpday will now be known as #torontotunnel day because well, you're only about halfway done

— YorkU Tunnel (@Torontotunnel) February 25, 2015

Will you buy a #YOTO (You Only Tunnel Once) shirt? Let us know in the comments.

by Aubrey Jax via blogTO