This place is so bad that whoever uploaded the photos thought they could Microsoft Paint over the worst bits, like a kid putting Wite-Out over a question on a test they don’t know how to answer.
It didn’t work then and it sure doesn’t work now! You can’t just Wite-Out the stuff that's not desirable.
But also they did a terrible job and really should have put Wite-Out over the entire place.
I don’t know what’s more bleak, the duct-tape exposed wire, the water damaged floor, the half-painted walls, the pathetic window coverings or the exposed pipes?
Oh wait, no. The bleakest part of this place is definitely the fact that it costs $1,450 a month.
Yeah, $1,450 a month and there’s already mould growing on the floor.
Also based on that, I question how often this place probably floods. From the water damage on the floor and where all the electrical outlets are placed — at least a foot or more from the baseboard — I can only conservatively estimate once a month.
Wouldn’t it be fun waking up once a month to a swimming pool?
I imagine it would look like the room that woman who lived with a dolphin lived in, minus the dolphin… Man, that was such a weird experiment. Seriously, just Google it.
The only part of the apartment that doesn’t look like a sketch show is the bathroom. Then again, it doesn’t even have all the light bulbs in the light fixture.
Specs
- Address: College Street and “Brook” (assuming they mean Brock Avenue)
- Type: Bachelor
- Rent: $1,450/ month
- Furnished? No
- Utilities: Yes
- Air conditioning? Doubtful
- Bedrooms: 1
- Bathrooms: 1
- Parking: No
- Laundry? No
- Outdoor space? No
- Pet friendly? No
Good For
Cultivating a healthy collection of black mould.
Move On If
You’re not going to pay $1,450 a month to get black mould poisoning, even if we do have free healthcare in this country.
by Misha Gajewski via blogTO
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