Well, I can't say this place doesn't have a kitchen. It's almost all I can see. Forget the bathroom or rest of the place, this studio is 99 per cent kitchen cupboards. Look at them all!
But, it's a good thing this place has 1,000 cupboards, because there's literally no other storage. There is no closet or even cubby under the stairs for you to put a suitcase or a coat.
I always thought that thing about people storing their shoes in ovens à la Carrie Bradshaw was ridiculous, but in this apartment, that might be where you'd have to put them.
Also, while we're on the cupboards thing, why are the handles placed dead-centre? Did someone mess up? Is this an old design trend I missed?
And is that masking tape holding them together at the bottom!? Wow...
Anyway, apart from the excessive amount of kitchen cupboards with weird handles, the rest is pretty standard. There's a bathroom and enough space to put a couch and a double bed.
The only thing it's missing is windows, or at least windows that let light in. The only window I could spot has been covered by a janky blind.
But, my favourite thing about the apartment is the listing, which describes the unit as an "open concept kitchen, living and sleeping area." No kidding; like a studio could be anything else.
Specs
- Address: 327 Markham St.
- Type: Kitchen cupboard showroom
- Rent: $1,300 / month
- Furnished? No
- Utilities: Yes including WiFi
- Air conditioning? No info
- Bedrooms: 0
- Bathrooms: 1
- Parking: No info, but assume no
- Laundry? No info…also assume no
- Outdoor space? No
- Pet friendly? No
Good For
Finding new and inventive ways to use kitchen cupboards.
Move On If
You want to see daylight.
by Misha Gajewski via blogTO
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